FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
(via lexii-jeske)
PLEASE BE FSUPD AND BUSS KIDS AT SANDALS STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
YOU ALREADY KNOW
| elementary school: | I went to bed at 10 |
| everyone: | omg thats so cool |
| middle school: | I went to bed at 10 |
| everyone: | wow loser |
| high school: | I went to bed at 10 |
| everyone: | omg luckyyyy |
| college: | I went to bed at 10 |
| everyone: | is that even possible |
breasts arent just 100% fat
they are also 2% milk
(via kitties-for-titties)
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
(via stupidwhorecuntface)
